Me before stripping: I need to look good AT ALL TIMES I really care what people think of me and I need to be attractive because of my deep insecurities

Me before stripping: I need to look good AT ALL TIMES I really care what people think of me and I need to be attractive because of my deep insecurities
Me after stripping: If I’m not working I am going to intentionally look like shit and if any dude pays attention to me I’m calling the police