if i acted like a strip club customer

me: *walks into nail salon*
nail tech: hi! how can we help–
me: *holds hand up* um i JUST got here ok can you come back in 11 minutes and 30 seconds
nail tech: … wow ok …
*11 minutes 30 seconds pass*
nail tech: so do you want a manicure?
me: maybe. that depends. what are you REALLY going to do to my nails? what makes you so special
nail tech: ??? i’m going to shape them and apply nail polish and give you a nice little hand massage??
me: that’s what i thought. what a rip-off. i can get that at home for free you know. hey can you manicure both my hands for the price of one? i only brought $10